Animal Cluedo Solution #1: Nemo, with some Sea Water in the Fish Tank

Sep 2003

So the investigators are either in cahoots with the Japanese fishing industry to make the public feel less guilty about eating sentient life-forms (okay so they really needn’t worry about that but I needed something to start the either bit) or blaming foreigners for unexplained crime has became soooo passé. Apparently a fire has been attributed to some overexcited tropical fish jumping in a fishtank and splashing some water onto an electrical socket. I can just imagine the impending debate in parliament over enacting laws to curb rising fish crime. Actually, since they were probably imported fish they are blaming the foreigners!