Duck, and Cover!

written by kam on September 21st, 2003 @ 01:25 AM

So it seems our neighbours in North Korea (or should that now be North Corea?) have been posturing about something called nuclear weapons. Not really sure what all the hooplah is about, since all I have to do is duck, and cover. As long as the next test doesn’t involve Silkworm missiles flying over my head I’ll be alright. Seriously though, I really do wonder what he really wants. I mean, he already owns a country, has a nice drug smuggling operation thing going on the side, and a personal harem. What more could a dictator desire? Maybe he just needs a really, really big hug? Or maybe a good hairdresser and personal stylist for Mr. Kim?

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